Q Best Creative Award
human today, my wife returned from shopping, entered the room shouted again: After this day can not, of us had died, the two do not eat dead money do not drink can hang on until the end? In addition to wages, which did not rise, buy five dollars of pork, sauerkraut stew point is not enough you a man-made. Back up your mother home tomorrow, get some cabbage, potatoes and more back, so hold on. He pulled out a packet of sanitary towels thrown on the table and said something that shocked me the words: TM up again, this period came not afford.
Q Award for best sound human
day past a junction, there is the desire to fart, just kicking a man in the motorcycle, I wanted to take this opportunity to cover his fart sound, which know the sound is too large, people think it started kicking motorcycle opened, and slipped it into gear to go, that I am embarrassing big man ......
Q Best Service Award < br> One day, my cousin and catch the bus, and finally to one other, can people in the car too much, simply not make it on the front door. We had to brush the card at the front door, back door on the train, can be too many people in the car, but also not make it on the back door.
Thus, the driver with us to discuss Big Brother: I first launched the car, slowly open the car behind you with that running.
cousin that I wonder: is this any way to ah? May have no choice but to run with the rear end of the car. Seeing a car about ten meters, suddenly a screeching halt, the passengers on board could hold the body, all in front of the car to go backward, the back door suddenly make a big a place.
At this time, the driver greeted us proudly Big Brother: faster, faster ... ...
Q Special Award
human mobile phone operators ; of my friends, bought a new phone. When the results of public toilets on the phone fell into it accidentally went into the pit. Unfortunately, among the lucky that will pit stuff inside is thick, the phone is not not go inside. As he prepared to find things fishing the phone, someone to call him! Happened to his cell phone and stressed that the shock was seeing the cell phone chatter, slowly disappear in the thick, deep pit will be ......
Q Annual Human IT Award
repair the computer, a clot of phlegm spit into the host box, the results of the computer found new hardware pop-up ~
Q Awards
human love most I heard someone call to the bus station car song, a man said into the phone: I am outside, go home and buy a ticket, and had the New Year in Beijing. I would like to point song.
host asked him: Who gave you like song?
I did want to have to ask, who must be distant parents, and who knows he replied: I want to point a Jordan Chan's all staff to the Beijing Railway Station and all the votes traffickers.
Q Awards
human best to read the back door to eat BBQ China Normal University
Shaokao Tan in front of a letter to three lines of characters ad :
beef roast chicken
heart-shaped string
MM NB, even next to a very loud read: roast beef penis
Q Awards for Chinese Literature
Office of Human three, two men and a woman, big men and 45 years old, a little boy of 21 years, female 30 years old.
no competition between the three, so harmonious relationship together properly.
One day, the woman raised, moved out from this office to celebrate the feast, the big man toast, the woman asked: Why did you throw her husband abandoned child? , Leaving spouses and abandoned children who attracted the whole table burst out laughing.
Another day, a little boy also raised, to celebrate the feast, the first out of that woman's husband, asked a large sour Male: I have heard the last banquet, Mr. stunned , this time what to say?
big men Yi Leng Leng, said: What to say, I struggle half, only to end up with wives and children now!
Q Award for Human Biology harmony
Chongqing used to have a classic names, called the people, take the weather, terrain, and the mean
units over there, hanging signs are invincible
and pigs breeding farm
PS: at a friend's room to see, feel very funny, so the turn comes, I want to step into the space of friends with a happy new year. . .
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